So lameeee. I’m posting this like almost a month late! I gotta start working on the procrastinating. XD
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So, I finally have some time to relax with my yogurt. Yuum. This has been quite the hectic week, starting off dead slow though.
Now, most of you are thinking I flew down to Miami, and to that I say, ‘Oh hell no’ We’re way too cheap to do something like that, and hey, who doesn’t love a good ol’ road trip? Well, that person is me. Sure I get to get away from freezin’ ass Canada, but in a car for 24 hours. Actually 25~26, Dad here wanted the ’scenic’ route. >___>” Besides, the worst place to be with my family is in a car. You are trapppppppppped. TRAPPPPPPPPPED. You want to get people to stop yelling, but you can’t! You can’t block them off with music, they’re just that loud!
I lasted maybe a third of the way, mostly sleeping, before wanting to do something else. (Srsly, I love my sleep D; ) Started watching Gabriel Iglesias (Guys, you should check him out, he’s fluffy not fat XD ) until that laptop died. Then we tried playing Niptuck (.__.”) till that died. John played Resident Evil 3, and shiiiet, I could never play those games. Especially in a car, I get car sickness way too easily. o.o” Unfortunately, 3 laptops last us about 8 hours. EFF ..
Every road trip has funny pit stops along the way. Now, if you’ve ever driven far away, you know eventually you end up on a narrow road with one gas station, miles and miles apart. This one gas station, I’ll never forget.
‘Maaaaaaaaammy. I need to pee!’
‘Okaaaaaay! Don, go stop at a gas station!’
‘I needa go too.. For a while now.o.o”
The gas station was sketchyyyyy. So dirty. I don’t like public washrooms, so… ewh. But I really needed to go, so when I got in, I was like, ‘Fuck, this is so nasty.’ Everything, (And I mean everything) was falling apart. I was scared to sit down! Funniest thing in there was the ‘Male Enhancement’ little vending coin thing. Like, in girls washrooms, there are tampon dispensers, except this was for men. Sorry, I didn’t carry my camera to take it XD
When I got out, there was line up already, and after my brother got out, and the guy behind him got out, he was like, ‘Oh, you got a quarter? Is that why you’re back in line?’ ^ Cause of the male enhancement stuff. Ahaha!
Once we arrived in Orlando, I was like, ‘HELL YEAH. FINALLY HERE. SUNSHINE, COME TO ME!’ But it was like 9 at night, in this cold spring like weather. Whatever, the next day should be warm!
‘Wahh, it’s cold in the morning! Shouldn’t have packed so many t-shirts and so little sweaters >__<” ‘
Ever gone to Disney Land in Florida? Yeah, I don’t recall any memories from 6 years ago, so didn’t even bother this time. There are like, 5 amusement parks in the same general area, so my brothers and I went to Universal Studios, y’know cause there’s less kiddy stuff and more rides!
Uni S. can’t compare to Wonderland, cause it’s like, half it’s size. But working with that half, shit, it’s 10 x better. That’s so sad Canada! First off rides, sure Wonderland has more, but does it have rides like the Hulk?
‘Yooo, I’m so excited, the build up is kill-…. AHHHHHHHHHHHH. HOLY SHIIIET.’
Yeah, aren’t the build ups supposed to be slow? NOT THIS ONE. Half way through the build up, you’re launched down the roller coaster! Not to mention the ride is longer, faster, (not as high as Behemoth, but stfu) and much more crazy
Second! Better attractions and shows. You know the Spongbob 3D ride, totally lame. Atleast, in comparison to the Spider Man ride! REAL FIRE? OH SNAPPP. Not to mention it is a lot more interactive than just riding in bicycle with Sponge. (Btw, this rides wait line was painful. Effing loud kids in front of us, rolling around, and freakin (French) people are like, all up on us. Back the eff up! Too close, too close!
Lastly, FOOOOD. AHHH. No wonder people get fat at places like this. With prices like this, I honestly think I got so much fatter. G___G” $20 buffet. Ehh, that is alright, could go for better. $20 all day at the park? Oh hell no. OH HELL NO. First ride, pick up some food, eat, pack the fries. Go on another ride, ‘I’m hungry ):’ get more food! And just repeat that process for the rest of the day. 5 freakin’ entrees, and they weren’t bad tasting at all. Fried, but not bad!
Mummy and Daddy spent their day at Sea World. Man, they probably looked so old, walking around while my mom acts like a kid again. Ahaha! Must’ve been so cute.
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What else, what else?! We didn’t stay in Orlando for too long, I mean, if you’re in Florida, why not visit the beloved VICE CITEEEEEEH ?!
AHHH YEEEEAH !!!
I guess you can say I was amazed by the sky. I remember watching CSI Miami, (On HD, oh shiet) and like, I was kinda confused about how it could look THAT orange or that vivid. Guess the gray of Canada really grows on ya after a while. Everywhere was beautiful, even the fat peoples’ cankles.
I like shots of the sky, you know? Really good ones just make you feel so.. liberated. Like, there’s just that much less sht going on, and you can enjoy a moment of something beautiful. -cry cry- I’ve got such a soft spot for freedom.. and the color blue.
Well, on such a nice day, why not go for a cruise? Hey, you wouldn’t expect that such warm weather turns on you once you enter the water.
We went on a little cruise around Miami during our stay, and meh, most of the things pointed out were interesting. Our funny little spanish-american (host? narrator? Crap, losing my vocab) made the ride just a little bit easier to figure which island was what. Oh ho ho, speaking of these mini islands, I’ll of course mention the ones owned by the rich and famous.
Star Island! The name says it all! Only possible access? Either get yourself a nice boat, or take a helicopter. Or if you’re super cereal, why the hell not swim?! ;D Even better, once you land, you better pull our your permit, cause if not its to the jail cell. Their private and exclusive jail cell for the rich and famous. Ahaha! Now, what if we don’t wanna end up there? Cough up a good quarter million my friend, all that just to step foot on dry land. It’s so cruel. So, what about the beautiful (sometimes inspiring, sometimes crazy colored) homes there? For a piece of undeveloped land, no house, buildit yourself, cough up a good 2 million :] OHHHH SHIET. Now I just don’t wanna imagine the others! ;_____;\\
You know, most of the time, I don’t like being stuck for too long with my family. We have good times, then we kinda disperse. (LOL) Up until then, I was all for ‘Don’t go to Miami! It won’t be any fun if you can’t shop anywhere, you can’t go anywhere, not to mention no one would wait up for you if you stop!’ But I only half take that back. Haha, only half. I didn’t get to do what I wanted, but what we did do was pretty fun. Spending time the family is good, so to all you emo little kids who are like, ‘Nuh uh, don’t wanna spend time with my super embarrassing and fobby parents’ I say, fie on you! Yes parents are embarrassing, but that’s the point! A little humility in your life is good. If not, you end up a stuck up, emotionless, and super super lame. You really wouldn’t have anything to compare the good times to the bad times if you ended up escaping everything and just stay home. Seriously, as I meet more and more young people, I begin to think about just how small we all think our world is. Life is a lot bigger than just elementary or highschool, hell, even bigger than university. I get sick and tired seeing people acting like they don’t care and be all ‘too cool’, it’s too annoying. One day my friend, you’ll be so fucked over for being so ignorant before, we’ll all look back and try to find the really problem. I just hate doing something I’ll regret later, (Which is a lot) it’s just my perfect complex.
Speaking of which, here’s a quirky little comment from my favorite show :]
‘Hey Lizz… You got home pretty late..’
‘Yeah, I was… uhm.. with my friend, James.. ‘
‘o.o” -awkward, you brought a guy home?!-
‘Oh, hey.. The name’s James’
‘Mhmm, Randy, meet James, and his little japanese body pillow Kumiko-Tan.’
‘I think I’m gonna go to the bus stop now..’
^PFFT, Ahaha, btw, you shoulda seen the body pillow. The James guy is secretly in love with his body pillow that has an asian girl in a bikini on it. OH HO HO, Liz Lemon, how can you bring that home?!
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-Loving the lame and the quirky. Too funny, too funny. <3